It was a happy, sunny day when Beardy was struck by the urge to visit
Ponytail. He jumped on his electrical push-bike and tootled off down
the road. Ten minutes later, he was banging on the Ponytail’s
front door. After a few moments, he heard shuffling footsteps and Ponytail,
dressed in a very fetching quilted dressing gown, flung the door open.
“Whaddayawant?” he asked, squinting at Beardy and rubbing
his eyes.
“A visit!” said Beardy brightly.
Just at that moment, a blonde, busty midget wearing a pink silk robe
appeared behind Ponytail and trotted away down the path. She looked
back and waved to Ponytail, and called, “I want my money by Wednesday!”
Beardy looked at Ponytail. “Who the hell was that?” he asked.
“The electrician,” muttered Ponytail.
“Why was she here when you were asleep?” asked Beardy suspiciously.