Fanfiction: Acrostic Poems

Yup, this is poetry.

Moreso than
Any other biped with a
Redundant spleen,
I enjoy drawing your facial hair
Just so it looks of
Ultimate
Spiff

Make no mistake,
I do not exaggerate the truth:
Kelp has nothing to do with
Utensils in the kitchen,
Touching the salt or nae.
Anyway, the point is you’re
Very spiffy, and
I’ll
Continue
In <excuse the line break: the layout is mean >

Unsurpassed
Sillieness.

Verily spaketh the masses,
In voices unquavering
Cause they have no quavers
To quaver with, thus it is
Obvious they’ll be unquavering
Really, it is. They spaketh:

"we like Ponytail
Very much! For he is
Everything we could enjoy”
Eerily, they continue
"and, besides, he’s the one that spotted the bees.”

Do they know what they’re talking about?
I certainly don’t. But I don’t suppose that matters
At all, as this is supposed to be a
Well-written acrostic poem
And not just a pointless
Rant
Ah!